Bits of randomness

So Melissa and I were watching something on Hulu when this commercial came on. At the end of it, she asks "Are you going to become that muscular?"

...So that's how I have to find out that my wife is in to buff black guys? ...

I told her that I'd become that black before I was able to become that muscular.

Another odd thing that I noticed recently: whenever there is a bad smell, Melissa immediately makes her stinky face, plugs her nose, and glares at me! As if I'm the source of all bad smells. There could be a baby, dog, and a sweaty athlete all in the same room and she'd still accuse me of passing wind. Do all women think their husbands reek 24/7?

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Fartlek

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