Well Melissa and her nursing friends left for Salt Lake the other day. And it's interesting to see how quickly a guy digresses when his wife is gone.
Day One: Dinner was cereal... straight from the box.
After Melissa found out she said "Well you could've at least had the leftovers."
"Well that was more work."
"Putting a container in the microwave was more work?"
"Ya, all I had to do was put my hand in a box and pull out food."
"You frustrate me."
Day Two: I went to the store for milk. I came back with: ribs, steak, brats, and Italian sausage. (And I didn't forget the milk!)
Day Three: Only time will tell
I assume this isn't really a trip about nursing, but rather a girl's retreat of sort. They were getting pedicures in the middle of the day today, instead of being at the hospital. They're probably playing some sort of game: 'Let's all leave for the weekend and have fun. And we'll see which of our husbands does the best at being left alone.' Some sort of Home Alone Bachelor game or something.
I may not win the game, but I should at least get points for having kept my pants on...so far...
Day One: Dinner was cereal... straight from the box.
After Melissa found out she said "Well you could've at least had the leftovers."
"Well that was more work."
"Putting a container in the microwave was more work?"
"Ya, all I had to do was put my hand in a box and pull out food."
"You frustrate me."
Day Two: I went to the store for milk. I came back with: ribs, steak, brats, and Italian sausage. (And I didn't forget the milk!)
Day Three: Only time will tell
I assume this isn't really a trip about nursing, but rather a girl's retreat of sort. They were getting pedicures in the middle of the day today, instead of being at the hospital. They're probably playing some sort of game: 'Let's all leave for the weekend and have fun. And we'll see which of our husbands does the best at being left alone.' Some sort of Home Alone Bachelor game or something.
I may not win the game, but I should at least get points for having kept my pants on...so far...
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