I bought a 2lb bag of carrots recently. I go through about one of them a week. Last 2 times I bought them from a different store than normal, and I don't like those brands. You'd think a carrot is a carrot - nope. Most recent ones I bought from Walmart taste like there is cleaning product still on them.
Now I've eaten a lot of nasty things (sometimes because I'm being paid to). But I could only force down 3 baby carrots. I'd return them, but Walmart recently adopted a policy that they won't take food back of any kind (we've been rejected in the past. Imagine how we felt - being rejected by Walmart...It's a new low.)
So now I need some uses for several dozen soapy baby carrots:
Now I've eaten a lot of nasty things (sometimes because I'm being paid to). But I could only force down 3 baby carrots. I'd return them, but Walmart recently adopted a policy that they won't take food back of any kind (we've been rejected in the past. Imagine how we felt - being rejected by Walmart...It's a new low.)
So now I need some uses for several dozen soapy baby carrots:
- .22 rifle practice
- Marksman skeet shooting
- Slingshot ammo
- Rabbit hunting
- Save them for when our future child starts to use foul language
- "Don't make us wash your mouth out with carrots!"
- "Noooo, not the carrots!"
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